Friday, April 4, 2008

Snorting Dorito Dust is Fun, Right?

I don't know what happened, but I ate my lunch, and ever since I've had absolutely no motivation to actually do my job. I'm about as useful as a Smurf.

I'm having a Blueberry Pomegranate White Tea Refresher from Nestle right now. I'm still not a hundred percent convinced I like these things (you can totally taste the artificial sweetener), but I got a case of 35 bottles, so I really have no choice but to drink them. And I will.

I'm so boooored and uncreative. And very tempted to finance (!) a laptop. It just doesn't seem bad when you only have to pay 9 dollars a month. Except then you actually take a minute to THINK about it, and it's like "Why the crap would someone pay $700 for a $500 laptop?"

Because it's not all at once. That makes it better.

Right?

Do you think I'll have more or fewer amusing anecdotes about my day-to-day life when I live with just a cat as opposed to a cat and my ex-boyfriend? I think more, because I'll get to actually date people and then blog about their shortcomings and insecurities like the lovely, thoughtful person I am. Right now, my ex uses my computer, so if I blog about his shortcomings and insecurities, there's a good chance that he'll find my indiscretion in my browser history. And then kick me out early or something. That would suck.

Feel free to weigh in. Feel free to not judge me for breaking up with a guy and then continuing to live with him for 3 months. You don't know.

Well, I should obviously be working. So I'm going to the convenience store for Doritos and Pepsi. Anyone?

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